I will no doubt get the ass from several people over this but here we go anyway.

First, this isn’t about fat people, and I am not making fun of fat people. (Disclaimer noted)

I have the unpleasant occasion to visit a Mikky Dee’s in northern Indiana. I am standing behind this enormous fat lady who orders a big mac, large fries, and a 10 piece mc dugget (puke food). At at least 375lbs, dressed in pink pants and a flowered shirt, she is cackling about getting a Mcdonalds glass because she order a “Value Meal”. As if to say she would not have ordered all that fat ass food if it were not for the stupid .4 cent glass.

Here is an idea for the king of fat foods. How about giving someone motivation to buy something HEALTHY!!! Try offering a cheap shitty glass if you buy a salad. Instead, people are brainwashed to buy more and more fat ass greasy food to help further there already obese fat waist line. Yeah Mcdonalds sure does care a lot about the public it serves.

On a closing note,  pulling down on your flowered shirt does NOT cover your enormously fat ass. You just can’t cover that up. If you are so worried about covering up an ass that is wider than most house doors, try talking a walk or maybe “eating fresh”. Either way stay OUT of Mcdonalds!

Disgusting fat person at mcdonalds REALLY FUNNY, and so true!