This came from a friend. And it is pretty good.
Never miss a chance to rest your horse
Only a cow knows why they stampede
Always drink upstream from the heard
Don’t name a cow that you plant to eat
Don’t sell your mule to buy a plough
Never corner something meaner than you are
Lettin the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier that puttin it back
If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging
Every trail has some puddles
Don’t squat with your spurs on
It doesn’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction
Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut
Never interfere with something that ain’t bothering you
Generally you ain’t learning nothing when your mouth’s a jawing
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
And don’t anyone write to tell me that some of these things are miss-spelled…..ANGE!!
The Buddha will be in Louisvlle KY April 3rd, 4th and 5th for the Semi annual Machine gun shoot at Knob Creek Range.